Part 1:
WOMAN: Men only want one thing. I mean, they are completely governed by their "Finger Eleven", if you catch my drift.
MAN: "If I traded it all, if I gave it all away, for one thing...." (to quote lyrics by the band, literally named Finger Eleven).
WOMAN: Keys to the kingdom, so we can finally reclaim our rightful place as the new leaders of the free world?
MAN: Your terms are acceptable.
Part 2:
MODERN-DAY PHARISEE: Not so fast, little lady. For what shall it profit a woman, to gain the world and lose her soul?
WOMAN: Excuse you, but us Women can multitask just fine, thank you very much. You must be projecting.
MODERN-DAY PHARISEE: A man cannot serve two masters.
WOMAN: True, a MAN cannot serve two masters. But a master can have many servants. Now go make me a sandwich!
MODERN-DAY PHARISEE: (Speechless)
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