(Updated for 2024 America)
To any Women who are running for office, in office, or considering running for office in the near future:
You have probably noticed that the world is on fire, and has been for
quite some time now. We stand on the verge of World War III as we
speak, and our overburdened planet is in grave danger. We continue to
flirt with the prospect of mass extinction (including humans, by the
way) in the not-too-distant future, as we continue to cook the planet
with reckless abandon. We know what is causing all of these problems,
and we already have the technology and wherewithal to solve them if we
really wanted to, yet our current Big Wetiko "leaders" refuse to solve
such problems because they are sycophantic lackeys to the parasitic
elites, if not the very same elites themselves. And these plutocrats
are hopelesly addicted to "business as usual".
So how did we get here in the first place, exactly? The answer lies in
ancient history, about 7000 years ago or so, when men apparently got the
bright idea to take over the (known) world piece by piece, by deposing
you from power. That's right, it was originally Women who were in
charge for most of humanity's existence, and us fellas apparently
thought we could do a better job as leaders than you ladies did. Well,
history shows us that we were wrong--dead wrong in fact. Indeed,
the
best advice that us men can give to Women is "don't be like us", because
we f**ked the world up royally. We paved paradise and put up a parking
lot, we created a desert and called it "peace". We have devoured and
suffocated our own empire, and now we are all paying a heavy price for
it. That's right--WE did it. And we're sorry about that--though we can
clearly stuff our "sorrys" in a sack!
Oh, and to top it off, us fellas decided to hit America's self-destruct
button and vote overwhelmingly for Donald Trump for President in 2016.
Yes, really. Because apparently we couldn't screw things up enough already. Fortunately, thank Goddess, the damage was limited. But if he wins again in 2024, we may not be so lucky this time.
And now it is time for you to reclaim your rightful position as the new
leaders of the free world once again, starting with the USA and
eventually spreading from there. In fact, it is LONG overdue for you to
do so. We cannot apologize enough for handing you such a monumental
clusterf**k of a world for you to fix, of course, but we fellas have
plenty of faith that you will be able to do so. We know that Women, not
men, are the real natural-born leaders, and you can clearly handle power
a lot better without it going to your heads than us. We know that your
preferred paradigm of society, what Riane Eisler calls the
"partnership" model, is far better than the "dominator" model that we
have been practicing for the past 7000 years. As the saying goes, never
send a boy to do a man's job--send a Woman instead. Truer words were
never spoken, and we need you now more than ever before.
The highest
and tallest "glass ceiling" in the world--President of the United
States--is still waiting to be smashed in 2024, as are plenty of other
important
political offices as well. Even though Hillary already did that with
the popular vote in 2016, the Rube Goldberg machine known as the
Electoral College was systematically rigged against her. But Goddess willing, Kamala Harris will win in 2024. We wish all of you the very best of luck.
Now, go forth and make old Buckminster Fuller proud! Vive la femme!
Sincerely,
Ajax the Great, Party Leader of the TSAP
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