Why I Am Feeling the BERN in 2016

It's 2016, and Election Day will be right around the corner.  And the True Spirit of America Party will be unequivocally endorsing Bernie Sanders for President.  On essentially all of the issues, his platform is the one that is closest to ours among all the candidates that have a chance this year. 

As much as I want a woman to be President yesterday, which is LONG overdue, the TSAP will not be endorsing Hillary since we believe that she is simply not progressive enough for us or for the nation.  Granted, she is FAR better than literally any Rethuglican candidate out there (puke!), and I would much rather vote for her instead of any of them, but I still feel that Bernie is the better choice overall this time around.  As Pat Ravasio of Buckyworld has noted, his preferred paradigm is far more feminine than Hillary's, ironically.  And unfortunately Elizabeth Warren is not going to be running this year, nor is the woman who we feel would really be the ideal President, Marianne Williamson.  Now SHE would be great, and I believe electing her would really accelerate the transition to Matriarchal utopia by about a decade or two ahead of time.  Bernie is the next best thing, and in fact Marianne herself is endorsing him as well.  So yes, I am FEELING THE BERN!!!